Contradicting HypocritesCleveland, Ohio

Your memory is failing you.

Streetwear for people who see through both sides. Pointing fingers with dirty hands.

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Definition
con·tra·dict·ing hyp·o·crites
noun, plural
  1. People who judge everybody else for the exact thing they did yesterday, will do tomorrow, or are doing right now.
  2. Everyone. Yes, including you. Yes, including us.

"He complained about the pothole while running the red light."

Manifesto, short version

We remember what you did.
Funny how we never remember ours.

Everybody is pointing. Left, right, loud, quiet. Everybody's got dirt under the nail and a speech about someone else's hands.

We don't pick a side. We make clothes for the people who noticed the joke is on all of us and wear it anyway.

Selective amnesia. It's going around.

Grainy black and white photo of two dirty hands pointing at each other
Gear

Stickers

Heavy. Weatherproof. For your own stuff, not city property.

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Heavyweight tee

Says what the rest of us are too polite to.

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Hoodie

For the walk home after the speech.

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Member card

Certified hypocrite. Cleveland chapter.

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Nothing's for sale yet. Don't ask. We'd forget your order anyway.

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One email when it drops.

That's it. No spam. We'll probably forget to send more than one.